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APOLOGIES TO ALL MY EX'S! In all my years as a grown man I knew, without a doubt, that women were different than men and required a gang of emotional attention. I came to the resolution that part of a man's role was to endure women's emotional neediness by patronizing them much as you would a child: 'Yes, Dear, I'm listening'...even though this is some rhetorical bs.' Of course I miss you...even though I just saw yo ass a little while ago! 'I see you're calling me'...even though I just F***ing talked to you 20 minutes ago! As a man, you have to deal with hand holding, 'yes dearing,' and freaking cuddling! I endured this for years until my relationships reached their natural demise due to some natural chemistry flaw between us or the woman's natural chemical imbalance. Yes I said it! I believed ALL WOMEN WERE CRAZY and the only choice a man had was to decide exactly how much crazy he's willing to deal with to sustain a relationship. It's crazy to think I, as a man, would ever want to spend every waking moment with a woman, to be all up on each other constantly, to talk endlessly about 'every d***ed thing' and see each other 'every d***ed day!'

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