All we ask, Amanda Bynes, is that you do not sue us, as you've said you will do to any media publication or outlet that reports on your crazy behavior. Seriously, please don't! We just do this for fun and for the fans (we're going to assume you have quite a few). With all that mentioned, we just would like to proceed with this story in peace and without penalty. Now, we're told Amanda has been expressing herself a whole lot lately on Twitter, among other social media outlets. She's been calling people "ugly face (Jay-Z)," "ugly (Kid Cudi)," asking rapper Drake to murder her lower lady parts and doing other less than honorable activities. Her biggest Twitter beef, however, seems to be with Kid Cudi, her ex-boyfriend, and Complex Magazine:

Update:

OMG guys! Amanda Bynes has been arrested for possessing weed and tossing a bong out of her apartment window! You all might think we're reaching or just reading too much into her, but we really do think all this chaos that she's exhibiting somewhat began after she and Kid Cudi broke up. According to her, he was the bomb dot yeah and we think she's just not over him. After all the crazy tweets to Drake, mentioning Jay-Z, tweeting President Barack Obama, her "selfies"...oh it's just too much to run down as Amanda is really pushing it to the brink here.

Amanda Bynes was arrested for possession, attempted evidence tampering and reckless endangerment. A building employee spotted her smoking ganja, acting wild and having conversations with self. From there, well we'll just let the officer tell you what happened. Tell them officer:

"I observed [Amanda] grab said bong, run to the westbound-facing window, and throw it out the window where numerous pedestrians were walking on the 8 Avenue and West 47 Street sidewalks below."

Amanda lives on the 36th floor of her building and, according to her, that "said bong" was a "vase." She was subsequently arrested, taken to a hospital for a psych. eval., then she was booked...and boy does it go downhill from there. Amanda has all of zero inches of hair in her mugshot (although she does look cute), especially since they swiped her ratty wig. She even commented on Twitter (her second home) that she needed to get a nose job after seeing that mug. Fortunately for her, she is no longer in the clinker. She's at home, we presume, plotting her next diabolical tweet. It's not over though because a judge has delegated her a July court date to address "said vase" and such.

We just think that Kid Cudi needs to give Amanda a call, for old times sake or something, and let her know that their relationship was good while it lasted. He should tell her that she doesn't have to request sex acts from rappers on Twitter (surely one of you out there would love a date with Amanda) and that she should just be Amanda Bynes, the actress...'cause right now that whole bald (she actually can keep the short hair), busted and bizarre side needs to retire from the business.