"My friends would ask me what it was like with a woman with one leg and I'd tell them, 'No different to making love to a girl with two legs.' I'm a fit guy but she had tremendous stamina. We'd be at it like rabbits. She was up for it anywhere too. Once she gave me a bl** j** under the desk while I was working in my editing suite...and on a holiday in South Africa we stripped and made love in the shelter of a sand dune, even though tourists were watching."