Maggie Carey is currently married to Bill Hader. She has been in one celebrity relationship averaging approximately 8.7 years. Her one marriage has lasted 8.7 years so far.
Occupation: Entertainment - Screenwriter
Most Famous For: Spouse of Bill Hader
"I met her when I was young and she was younger with a body like woman so her age meant nothing. I had to get her number after how she made them daisy dukes fit her all summer. I'm wishing I could hit her all summer and all she ever wanted was for Young Weezy to love her, but all I ever wanted was to f*** easy and dump her. But that didnt come easy cuz she ended up being my baby's mother and then I felt smothered but little did I know, I'd never find the same girl inside another. But I never thought that I'd be looking for her and I never thought that late at night when I'm in the mix...laying down with some chick that suddenly it'll click how this broad in my drawers dont know sh** 'bout what I did 'fore I was big when there's a woman with my kid where I should be. She screamed to me (What?) My love, my patience, my pain (OK) ni*** please."